Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.