Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.