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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Who haven't you slept with?

  (703): View more from Virginia

  No one comes to mind.

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• (909): View more from California

  It must have been true love

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway

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• (559): View more from California

  Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.

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• (631): View more from New York

  They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...

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• (916): View more from California

  Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.

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