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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.

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(530): View more from California

i'm lost and i look like a hooker

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(770): View more from Georgia

separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.

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(518): View more from New York

i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.

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(313): View more from Michigan

There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding

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(805): View more from California

How much is that going to cost?

(1-805): View more from California

A lot of beer.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.

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(623): View more from Arizona

He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.

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