So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason