I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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