Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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