She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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