Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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