i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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