White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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