I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I wanna passion pit in your ass
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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