i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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