my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i've created a new STD.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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