I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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