I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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