whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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