But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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