are you still at the devil's house?
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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