Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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