you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I look better un-naked...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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