is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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