yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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