This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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