Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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