Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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