the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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