Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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