Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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