State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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