Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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