Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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