singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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