I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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