so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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