maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
