She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I cut my penus on the lid.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
its liver damage thursday
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