Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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