Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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