i permit you to call me
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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