I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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