Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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