rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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