I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes