me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her