some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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