No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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