Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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