escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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