Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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