talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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