i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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