Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can i not drive my cunt home
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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