Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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