it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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