If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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