I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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