i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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