My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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