Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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