I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
only if we run a train.
done.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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