im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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