Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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