problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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