we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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