better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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